January 2010
21 posts
RT @tinybuddha: “What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.” ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Everything moves west, just like the sun.
December 2009
63 posts
Go ahead, compliment my shitty ditty. It might just be a hit some day.
If you’re hip, get on the bus. If not, get off. Not much else to it, really.
If you keep me waiting you’ll lose me.
Sometimes you find forgotten wisdom in your wallet. http://yfrog.com/4emsfj
It’s moments like these that I wish there was an off switch for my mind.
Hey there, alley cat. Write me a story.
Reality wraps around itself, a möbius strip of perception. The fog is lifting.
Music has taught me to persevere.
When did the Jolly Green Giant stop saying “ho ho ho!”? He was like the Santa Claus of vegetables. Now he’s just the Hulk eating healthily.
Soy nog is a about as Christmas-y as I get these days. #fb http://yfrog.us/1roqpz
WatchThe first in a series of me goofing around with Photo Booth while I learn how to play the guitar. Special surprise at the end!
I just became the mayor of 19 ten eyck st on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/65Y0Lz
Kids juggling pinecones. I created this monster, but I refuse to kill it. #fb
RT @amazingsoup: Oh thank god: http://isjeffgoldblumalive.com/
I was dreaming of a white Christmas, but it’s turned into more of a nightmare. http://yfrog.com/4e41owj
Blizzard photo magic in process. http://yfrog.com/3nte5tj
Barbecue’s cancelled, kids. #blizzardliveblog #fb http://yfrog.com/1e4yioj
To whom are we most unfaithful than ourselves?
Step 1: Become Guitar Hero
Step 2: Use guitar heroics to meet ladies.
Step 3: There is no step three.
Four times! Where are these hipsters going? And why do they need to be so visible?
The same two neon-clad twenty-somethings have walked by my window three times today. Is there some sort of pro-90’s rally going on?
Artists are always searching for the end of nothing.
“The crisis in performance is, I believe, based on one simple fact. When it...”
– I think this applies to all forms of performative art. Make someone stand up and move and you’ve accomplished something. Even better, so have they.
Little Steven (via austinkleon)
RT @ryanqnorth: A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it, so a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB
Lounge lady lay me down.
I just ousted @ryanleeee as the mayor of Larry Lawrence on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/3m7PqO
Correctly guess who my favorite actor is and I’ll tell you what it’s like to be in the same room with him.
Great. Now I have to lug a microwave with me every time I go camping. Progress! http://bit.ly/7QPvco
I give you an inch and you take a mile.
Red wine in a plastic cup, you are my victory chalice. Let’s consider this New York acting debut a success. #fb http://yfrog.com/1ebp2aj
You have twelve hours to put up a play written last night. GO. http://yfrog.com/4g6yqj
I’m having more fun than I’ve had in years. I remember why this is my passion. #24hourplayfestival
So cold. So alone. http://yfrog.com/1ysntj
It’s really far too early in the year to be breaking out the thermal underwear.
Why open old wounds when the new ones are still fresh?
Did I really shake the hand of the man who made Elvis a star? Cast your votes here. The winner will receive one sweaty handshake.
In my sleep I dream of revolution.
I think more than anything else I aspire to be a Philosopher Clown.
What the fuck is a life-threatening skin reaction? #chantrix #quittingsmokingisdangerous
I know it’s not that big of a deal, but getting a call from a casting agency is pretty freaking exciting. #fb
Operation: Re-String Complete and hopefully successful. Commencing Operation: Practice More #becomingarealguitarhero
Everyone in NYC, I don’t care what you’re doing, quit your job if necessary, but go outside and take a walk. Right now. You’ll see why. #fb
Yes, that was John Turturro beside me in the elevator. I imagine he’s off to a full day of awkward social engagements, just like I am.
I can see myself among the stars. Take that as you will. #spaceshiptwo
RT @google: Watch our video showing new real-time search: http://bit.ly/75fl1A #googlesearch
You would not believe the week I’ve had.
It’s frickin’ freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth.
Once shunned and I’m out for blood.